You know, I was amazed at how much whining their was over how hard this game was. I mean, on TechTV they said that capturing the bosses alive was nearly impossible! I've never even played a first person shooter before, other than getting killed by my brother in Goldeneye 64 multiplayer, and I caught every one of the bosses alive without that much trouble. If I could do it, anybody could do it. I'd have thought all the game-reviewing Halo junkies would have breezed through this. Perhaps the live ammo provided a need for intelligent strategy that shooting fans lack, eh?
Blisterz Booty ALIVE: just vaccumed him up after the CG movie
Filthy Hands Floyd ALIVE: couple of Fuzzles and a Bolamite
Looten Duke ALIVE: perched up on one of the towers and sniped him with Thudslugs and charged Zappflies
Boilz Booty ALIVE: killed his minions with Boombats, shot Fuzzles at him, then knocked him cold with Thudslugs and charged Zappflies
Jo Mamma ALIVE: easiest of the bunch, after her minions were gone, shot Fuzzles at her so she couldn't switch on the power line, then climbed to her tower and knocked her out with Thudslugs and charged Zappflies
Meagly McGraw ALIVE: killed Tiny with Boombats and Stingbees, then knocked out Meagly with Thudslugs and charged Zappflies
Packrat Palooka ALIVE: placed Fuzzles all over his platform, used Zappflies to deactivate his force-field, knocked him off the platform with Boombats, QUICK-SAVED when he'd been knocked off (essential), then knocked him out with Thudslugs and Zappflies (reloading if he ever escaped back up to the platform)
Xplosives McGee ALIVE: killed minions in the usual way, knocked him off his mine cart with Zappflies, then knocked him out with Thudslugs and Zappflies (anyone sensing a pattern?)
Lefty Lugnutz ALIVE: dodged his rifle rounds by ducking behind gravestones, knocked him out with Thudslugs and Zappflies
Elboze Freely ALIVE: shot him in the back with Thudslugs and Zappflies by jumping down from the platforms as he was turned to push the switches
Fatty McBoomBoom ALIVE: picked off his minions one by one (mostly caught them alive with Zappflies and Bolamites), then charged in and knocked him senseless with Thudslugs and Zappflies
That wasn't so hard, was it?
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