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03-24-2005, 03:51 PM
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How old does a kid have to be to know he's allergic to nuts? The very day that his parents learned their kid was allergic to them, they should have sat him down and said "If you eat nuts or anything with nuts in it, YOU'LL DIE! YOUR THROAT WILL SWELL SHUT AND YOU'LL SUFFOCATE AND DIE!" That would probably work.
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