[Agent-Sarah]

Note:This was very first fanfic starring the UK cartoon band, Gorillaz and my characters. This a very old five-part story, way before I redid my character bios and history.

Gorillaz:The Missing Winnebago
By Agent Sarah

Copyrights and Disclaimers:Gorillaz belong to Gorillaz Partnership.
Agent Sarah, Dek Shen, Drummer, PJ the mew, Max the dragon, St. Willis, Kara, Katana, Lock-Jaw, Megatek, Lunar, Oni, Laura, BJ (demon form), Baby Bop (demon form), Albino, and the karabites belong to me.
Jester the puppet belong to Fullmoon Pictures.
Bigface belongs to Oddworld Inhabitants.
Reno, Rude, Vincent, Red XIII, and Elena belong to Squaresoft/Square Enix.
Carrot Top belongs to himself (who wants to own him anyway?).

Warning!
This story contains language, violence, sick humor, blood, gore, Carrot Top bashing, and rock & roll (Okay, not much but soon.).

Part one
“The Missing Winnebago”

Kong Studios Essex, England
Thursday, 7:00 AM
December 15, 2001

Murdoc Niccals groans in pain as he came out of the bathroom. He holds his head.
“Oi, my bloody head,” mutters Murdoc.
He and the others were at a party. Murdoc was drinking vodka and hitting on women. Russel drove the gang back to the studios. (Since Murdoc was drunk.) The last thing he remembered was going to the bathroom and he passed out on the floor. He opens the door to the parking lot.
“I need some sleep, my head is hurting like hell.”
He takes out his key to his motor home. His eyesight was blurry from the liquor. When his eyesight became clear, he dropped the key as he stares at the spot where his Winnebago should be.
The Winnebago was gone!
Again!
Outside the studios, a blood-curling scream was heard.

At the lobby…

Russel was listening to his music while 2D’s watching TV. Just then, a shadowy figure came behind him and wrapped its hands around his neck.
“GACK!”
It was so loud; Russ heard it through his headphones!
Russel took them off, turned around and sees Murdoc choking the poor lead singer.
“WHERE’S MY WAGON?!” shouted Murdoc.
“What?” 2D replied.
“Where is it? I had that after me father died!”
Russ rolled his eyes and got off the floor to stop the fight.
“Hey, hey, hey! What’s going on here?” Russel asked as he split the two band members up.
“That dullard stole my motor home,” said the bassist.
2D looked at him in shock. “What? I didn’t take it. You know I would never do that.”
Murdoc crossed his arms and sneered. “You’re right…”
He then puts 2D in a headlock. “But I’m STILL in a bad mood, maybe a punch in the head would make me feel better."
When he was about to hit the singer, Russ grabbed his fist.
“Not when I’M around,” Russel said to him.

Meanwhile, at the Café…
11:00 AM

After drinking four bottles of beer, Murdoc dozed off on the table when 2D and Noodle came into the room. 2D put his hand on the Satanist’s shoulder and shook him.
“Muds…Hey Murdoc! Wake up!” whispered 2D.
Murdoc rolled over and muttered, “Sod off…”
Noodle went under the table and karate chopped his leg. Causing him to wake up and scream in pain.
“OW!”
Murdoc holds his kneecap and looks at the smiling girl. “What the hell was THAT for you little wasabi bitch?”
“You got a letter from the USA,” 2D said to him.
“Huh?”
Murdoc grabs the letter and begins reading.

Dear Mr. Niccals,
Please come to Sanford, Maine tomorrow. Your Winnebago has somehow appeared here last night. We don’t know HOW it got here but we’ll find out later on. Please come over or it will be impounded.

Sanford, Maine Police Dept.

Upon hearing this, Murdoc threw the paper away and put his arm around 2D.
“Stu-Pot,” Murdoc said to him.
“Yeah?” the lead singer asked.
“Tell the others to pack their bags ‘cause we’re going to America!”


Biddeford, Maine
Friday, 12:00 PM

A gray squirrel was about to cross the highway. He looked to the left.
No cars.
He looked to the right.
No cars.
The squirrel then hopped across the street. Unaware of him, an unknown vehicle was bearing down on him.
The squirrel looks up and stood in shock as the vehicle came closer and closer…
ZOOM!
The squirrel (Who was holding his tail and had his eyes shut) stood there for a second. He opens his eye and he was still alive! He turns around to see the vehicle zooming off.

‘This is great,’ thought Murdoc as he and the others were riding on the geep. ‘Once we get the Winnebago, we should stay here for awhile and do a music gig here.’
Murdoc was watching the road when a ray of sunlight hit his eyes.
‘Damn sun, I could hardly see where I’m…’
“MURDOC! WATCH OUT!” shouted Russel.
“Huh?”
In front of them is an old man crossing the street! Murdoc was about to hit the brakes but it was too late. The geep hit the man and sent him ten feet in the air and he slammed onto the pavement.
Everyone was dead silent after the old hermit fell to the ground. One minute later, Murdoc swore under his breath and got out of the geep.
“Okay everyone, get out.” he ordered. “2D, you’re coming with me to check if he’s alright. Russ, Noodle, you two stay here and keep on a lookout for cars or anything.”
They all nodded and did what they were told. While Noodle and Russel are on the lookout, Murdoc was walking towards the motionless body while 2D’s behind him, scared.
“Hey Murdoc?” asked 2D.
“What?” replied Murdoc.
“Why are we doing this?”
He stops and looks at him. “We’re doing this because I want to make sure the old fart isn’t dead or worse. If he’s in a coma, I have to take care of him like I did with you.”
“Oh.”
“Hey!” a voice called out.
The two looked over to see Noodle talking to them.
“Jijii daijobu ka?” she asked.
“What the hell did she say?” Murdoc asked.
“I think she said ‘Is the old man all right?’” Russel said to him.
Murdoc shrugged. “How am I suppose to know? I’m not a bloody doctor.”
2D looks at the body.
The man was 4’8” with dark-brown hair. He wore a dark blue jacket and a green scarf covering his face. In his hand is an odd looking walking stick.
He took the man’s walking stick and starts poking the body with it. Just then, the man grabs the stick and looks up at the singer.
“Would you please stop poking me with my stick? I’m not a dead animal you know.” said the old man.
2D drop the stick and waves at the others. “HEY! HE’S ALIVE!”
Murdoc let out a sigh of relief. He looks at the man and begins talking to him. “Hey, are you alright? I didn’t see you, the sun was in my eyes.”
“I’m alright,” the old man replied. “I’ve been hit by cars eight times and I never broke a bone in my body!”
He picks himself off the ground and looks around. “Where’s my hat?”
“Koko de anata no boshi.” said Noodle as she holds up his gray hat.
“Domo arigato.” the old hermit replied. “By the way, who are you?”
“Do you live under a rock? We’re the band Gorillaz.” Murdoc said to him. “I’m Murdoc Niccals the bass player. Next to me is our lead singer and keyboard player Stu-Pot or 2D as we all call him. That’s Russel Hobbs the drummer, and last is our 10-year old guitarist Noodle.”
“Gorillaz…Ahh yes, I remember,” said the man. “A friend of mine told me about you. And speaking of bands, my friend told me to see her concert. But it’s at Sanford and it’ll be starting at 12:30 and I have no ride to get there.”
2D, being the sweetie that he is, said, “We can give you a ride there,”
Suddenly, Murdoc hits 2D on the head. “Let’s not and say we did!”
He walks back to geep. “I don’t want THAT thing in my geep! I don’t want any of that ‘old man’ smell in it.”
“I also heard that she has your Winnebago…” the man said to the Satanist.
Murdoc turns around and has a cheerful look in his face. “Well hop on!”
Upon seeing that made Russ and Noodle VERY nervous.
“Sometimes, that man scares me.” Russel said to the Japanese girl.
“Hai,” Noodle replied.
Everyone walked back to the geep.
“By the way,” said Murdoc. “What’s your name?”
“Willis, St. Willis.” replied the old hermit.
“Oh great, we picked up a priest…”
“I’m more like a guardian angel to others.”
When everyone got in, Russel holds onto the bar and looks at Willis.
“I think you should hold on the bar too,” he said to the hermit.
“Why?” he asked.
Russ was about to say something when Murdoc starts burning rubber, sending Willis pinned to the backseat.


The Falls Steak House Sanford, Maine
12:28 PM (Thanks to Murdoc’s insane driving)

“This is it. Stop the car!” shouted Willis.
Murdoc hits the breaks and the geep skied to a halt. Willis was clutching the bar for dear life.

When they got inside the restaurant, the whole place was full of people.
“Wow!” said Russel. “This place is packed!”
“It’s because the band is popular here.” replied Will.
“What’s the band’s name anyway?” 2D asked.
“The BogWing Crew.”
“Weird name, what do they look like?”
Suddenly, the lights lower down.
“It’s beginning…” whispered the hermit.
The crowd cheered as a teenage girl wearing jeans and a tie-dyed tank top appeared on stage.
“Thank you, thank you, and thank you. Thanks for coming here, it’s going to kick ass.” the girl said to the crowd. “If you people don’t know who we are, I’ll tell you. I’m the lead singer Sarah,”
A spotlight is turned on and a 1’8” tall puppet wearing a brightly colored jester’s outfit appeared.
“On the guitar and turntables is our hip-hop puppet, Hurd “Jester” Kaiserman,”
Another spotlight is on and a 7’0” tall man appeared, if you call him a man. His lizard-like skin is light brown with black stripes. He also has black dreadlocks. His face is covered with a helmet and he is wearing armor.
“On the bass guitar and keyboards is Dek Shen the Yautja warrior,”
Another spotlight came on, and a 6’6” gold robot wearing a red hat and cape appears.
“And on the drums is Drummer T. Drumbot.”
Murdoc and the others look at them in awe. Murdoc than turns his head to Willis. “You didn’t tell us that they’re a band of freaks!”
“They are NOT freaks Mr. Niccals, they’re just different from you and me.” Willis replied.
“And I can’t bloody believe that their lead vocalist is a girl. She’s going to sing those damn Brittany Spears songs, I just know it.”
“Sarah isn’t like any other girl you’ve met. She’s WAY different from pop stars.”
“Name one,”
Just then, the music was on and the unusual band started to jam.
“Just watch and you’ll see,” Willis said to Murdoc.
Murdoc lets out a growl and watches the band. He notices that they’re playing “Breathe” from Prodigy.

Jester
Breathe with me.

Sarah
Breathe the pressure,
Come play my game I’ll test ya.
Psychosomatic addict, insane.
Breathe the pressure,
Come play my game I’ll test ya.
Psychosomatic addict insane!

Come play my game…

Jester
Inhale, inhale, you’re the victim!

Sarah
Come play my game…

Jester
Exhale, exhale, exhale.

Murdoc was in shock when he watches Sarah singing the dark gothic-like song. The music…it’s really good.
“See what I mean?” said Willis as he takes out a sandwich from his coat. “She’s into heavy metal instead of boy bands and pop music.”
“I’m going to get a beer,” said Murdoc as he heads towards the bar. ‘Maybe I should talk to them about being in our concert.’
While he was thinking, he accidentally bumps into a huge man with a Mohawk, causing the man to pour beer all over himself.
“Oi! Watch where you’re sitting you arse!” Murdoc shouted at him.
The man grabs him by the neck and picks him off the floor.
“Watch what you’re saying pal,” the man said. “Or I’m going beat you up SO bad. And after the beating, I’ll grind your balls into powder and…”
“Excuse me. Huh, Mr.?” called out a female voice.
The man looks up and sees Sarah, who stopped singing, talking to him.
“Would you please put the man down and don’t start any trouble? We’re doing a concert here.”
“You and whose army bitch?”
Everyone went dead silent when he said that. A pissed off look appeared on Sarah’s face. Jester looks at her and his face went pale.
“Oh man, here we go…” muttered the puppet.
“WHAT did YOU say to me?” said Sarah.
Sarah was about to walk down to face him when Jester grabs her pant leg.
“Sarah, please don’t fight. The last time you had a fight with a guy, it caused a riot!” Jester said to her.
“I won’t be long,” she replied.
She walks towards the man. 2D, Noodle, Russel, and Willis watch her from behind.
“Man, I don’t know who’s screwed, him or her.” said Russ.
Now, picture a 9-foot tall man with bulking muscles facing a 4-foot tall girl with pale skin and a skinny body. The man stared at her for a minute.
“Nobody,” she began. “But NOBODY calls me that. Some people once said that to me and ended up in the hospital.”
“I like to see you try that to me.” said the man.
“Okay, I want you to hit me first.”
Upon hearing that, the man drops Murdoc and looks at her in shock. Noodle runs to Murdoc and helps him up.
“What?! Is she crazy? She might get hurt!” said 2D.
“She can defend herself,” Willis says to him. “Trust me.”
The man and Sarah look at each other.
“Well?” said Sarah.
The man shrugs and makes a fist. “Okay, it’s been nice knowing ya.”
“Oh, I can’t watch this…” said 2D as he hides behind Russel.
The man was about to knock the girl’s lights out when suddenly; she grabs his huge fist and throws him to the floor with super-human strength!
“Whoa!” shouted Russell.
WHAM!
The man lands on his back. He looks over to see Sarah resting her hand on his forehead.
“Don’t screw with me. Got it?” Sarah said to him.
“Yes ma’am.” replied the man.
She than picks him off the floor and gives him $7.00.
“And being such a good sport,” said Sarah. “I’m giving you some beer. The money’s on me.”
“Oooookay.”
The man takes the money and walks off. Just then, Willis walks up to Sarah and taps her on the shoulder. She turns around and sees him. “Will!”
“Hey there,” replies Willis.
“I thought you wouldn’t be here today.”
“Well I wasn’t until I got picked up by some nice people from England.”
“Huh?”
Sarah looks up and stares in awe as the Gorillaz members come up behind the old man.
“Oh my God…”
“Hi there, thanks for saving Murdoc.” 2D said to her.
“I…I…I…”
Willis holds his head and than looks at the band. “She does this every time she sees someone famous.”
“I can see that,” Murdoc replied.
On stage, Drummer grabs the mic and begins talking.
“Sorry people,” he said to the crowd. “It looks like we have to cancel the concert.”
Everyone begins to groan with disbelief.
“But don’t worry, we’ll be back on Sunday.”
Jester puts his guitar away and jumps off the stage to get Sarah.
“Come on kid,” says the puppet as he pulls her arm. “We’re going home for the day.”
“Hey, Murdoc? Aren’t you supposed to tell her where’s your Winnebago?” asked Willis.
“Oh my Satan! I forgot about that bloody thing!” said Murdoc as he chases after the band. “Hey! Hold on for a bloody minute!”
“What?” said Jester.
“That Will fellow told me that you guys got me motor home and I want it back.”
Sarah walks off to the parking lot.
“Keep your knickers on,” Sarah says to the bass player. “Just let me get my cycle and I’ll show you where it is.”


Outside the Falls parking lot
12:54 PM

“Where is she?” asked Russel.
“She’ll be here any second now,” replies Willis.
Just then, the two band groups and the hermit hear a motorcycle. Willis turns around and smiles.
“See what I mean?”
Russel, Murdoc, 2D, and Noodle turn around and see Sarah (now wearing a blue jumpsuit and a flame-colored helmet) driving a hoverbike!
“Drummer, Dek, Jester, hop on. We’re showing the guys the Winnebago.” ordered Sarah.

Somewhere in Maine’s forest
1:12 PM

“So, how did these guys find it?” Murdoc asks as he follows the hoverbike.
“Before they were about to go to the concert, Jester fell and rolled down a hill and there it was! It was just laying there in the middle of the forest!” Willis replied.
“But why would someone put it there?” said 2D.
“Like the police, they don’t know either, I guess we have to find out later.”
Then the hoverbike slowed down and parks on the side of the road. Sarah and her band members got off. The Gorillaz follow suit.
“Okay,” said Sarah. “This is where it is.”
“Behind the bushes?” Russ replied.
“Yup.”
Murdoc went through the bush and was in shock to find his Winnebago in good condition.
“My wagon!” Murdoc shouts in joy.
He runs towards his motor home when Sarah starts shouting to him.
“Murdoc!” shouts Sarah. “Don’t go near that vehicle! Max is guarding it!”
‘Max?’ thought Murdoc.
He looks up and skids to a halt when he sees a 12-foot tall blue, red-striped dragon on top of the roof! The dragon growls as it takes a closer look at Murdoc. Murdoc is too scared to move as the dragon is looking and sniffing him.
“Max!”
Max (the dragon) looks over Murdoc’s shoulder and sees Sarah. The teenager then begins talking in an unusual language.
“Na Geack-greedo monkie,” the teen said to the dragon.
Max lets out a whine and puts her head on the dirt.
“Na!”
Max nods and walks off into the forest.
“Sorry about her,” Sarah says to the Satanic bassist. “Max is always protective when she’s on guard.”
“Don’t mention it kid,” replies Murdoc. “And take that helmet off, it’s freaking me out.”
Just then, the BogWing and the Gorillaz band members push through the bushes.
“Hey,” Russel said to Jester, who is on top of Noodle’s Mp3 helmet. “You guys don’t mind if we crash for the night?”
“Sure, me and Dek will get your stuff.” Jester replies.
He was about to jump off, when he sees 2D staring at something. Jester waves his hand in front of his zombie-like eyes.
“2D?” said Jester. “2D? Hello? Anybody home?”
Noodle stands in front of him.
“2D-san!”
“Ahhh! What?!” screams 2D.
“What were you doing?” asked Jester.
“I don’t know, I was lost in my own thoughts or something…” 2D replies as he rubs his head.
“So,” Murdoc began. “Where’s your home?”
“It’s here.” Sarah replies.
He looks around. “But I all I see is a forest.”
Sarah than takes out an odd-looking gadget in her hand. “Check this out.”
She presses a button and suddenly, a form of a ship takes shape. In front of the band’s eyes is a 300-foot long bird-like spaceship!
“This is our home, the ‘BogWing’!”
“Whoa…” Was all Russel would say.
Then, the long-necked ship began lowering its head to the ground and opens its metal beak. Sarah looks at the wide-eyed UK band. “Climb aboard?”
“I…guess.” said Murdoc, not taking his eyes off the ship.
“Hey, Muds?” asked 2D.
“What?” he said.
“Where’s that Willis character?”
“What do you mean? He’s right behind…”
Murdoc turns around and the old hermit isn’t there! A gust of wind blows a bunch of leaves off the ground.
“…Us.”
“Let’s go inside,” said Drummer.


Inside the ‘BogWing’

The doors open and Noodle’s eyes go wide.
“Suzushii!” shouts Noodle.
The Gorillaz stick their heads in and see some awesome high-tech stuff.
“You guys got great taste,” Russel said to Sarah.
“Actually, you should thank Drummer. He’s the one who helped me with the ship.” replies Sarah.
The robot’s face turns red. “Awww, it was nothing.”
“How about we sit back and watch some good old television?” asks Murdoc.
“Knock yourself out,” says Dek.
Murdoc jumps on the couch.
“MEW!”
“AHHH!”
Murdoc falls off the couch and a small, pink cat-like creature jumps out of the couch and flies into Sarah’s arms.
“What the…?” said 2D as he and Noodle look at the animal.
Murdoc sticks his head out from behind the couch. “What the bloody hell is that?”
“I must’ve forgot to tell you guys,” said Sarah. “We have two pets in our ship. The one you saw was Max the Cora, a type of dragon that was hunted down for sport around the universe. And this little guy is PJ the Mew; I found him in the swamps and raised him.”
Just then, Dek Shen came out of the kitchen. “Anyone hungry?”
“Yeah,” Murdoc replies. “We haven’t eaten anything on the way here. What kind of food you guys got here?”
Sarah begins walking towards the kitchen. “From around the galaxy, exotic spices, fruits, meat, 2D’s head on a platter…”
Upon hearing that, 2D looks at her wide eyed.
“It’s a joke.”

An hour and four Pepsi cans later…

Sarah, Del, Russel, Jester, Murdoc, and 2D are in the dinning room. The group is laughing nonstop as they tell some jokes.
“Have you ever smoked pot while watching ‘Hollywood Squares’ and got it?” Jester said to the gang.
“I think I did when I was alive,” Del replies.
Sarah takes a sip of her soda and begins snickering.
“What is it? Why are you snickering?” Russel asks.
“It’s something that I remember before I became a captain and lead singer of the ‘BogWing’,” Sarah replies. “Do any of you guys remember ‘Monty Python’?”
“Yeah, my mum and dad used to watch that,” said Murdoc.
“Well, Jester and I did the llama sketch for the high school talent show. Everyone loved it, hey Jester?”
“Yeah?” replies the puppet.
“Do you still have that photo of us in that talent show?”
Jester nods. “Yup, it’s in my hat.”
He takes his hat off and pulls out a photo. Russel takes a look at it and starts laughing.
“Let me see it,” says Del as he looks at it.
It shows Sarah dressed in a black tuxedo and wearing a fake mustache. Next to her was Jester wearing a red Spanish frock.
“Ha ha ha ha! Nice dress Jester!” says Del as he laughs at the photo.
“Give me that,” Murdoc says as he takes the photo.
2D looks over his shoulder to see the picture. The singer and the bassist start to laugh out loud. 2D lean his chair back and falls to the floor.
“Hey D? Are you alright?” Russ asks.
“Yeah,” 2D replies.
Just then, a bell rings and Sarah gets up and walks over to the kitchen.
“Are you guys ready to eat?” Sarah asks.
“Ready as ever,” says Murdoc.
Sarah comes back with a huge otherworldly fish with an apple in its mouth. “Dinner time!”
Their faces turn pale and green around the gills when they see the dish.
“The hell is that?” Del asks.
“You don’t know much, do you?” replies Sarah. “It’s a fish I caught back at the planet Aquas. I added some spices to make it taste good. Try it out, it’s good.”
“Get it away from me!” said Murdoc as he holds his cross at the fish.
“Del?”
The ghost shakes his head. “Ghosts don’t eat food, remember ‘Casper’?”
“Russel?”
“Nah,” said the drummer.
“How about you 2D?”
2D scratched his head. “I don’t know…”
Then Sarah shoves the food into his mouth. “Ugh!”
“Well?” said Sarah.
2D start chewing the food and take a big gulp. He than smiled.
“Hey! This IS good!”
She smiled. “I know you’ll like it.”

After eating the fish, Sarah gives the band a tour through the spaceship. It’s 5:00 PM and the gang is in the living room doing stuff.
Dek is on the chair sleeping, Drummer is on the computer while 2D is watching him, Murdoc is jugging down a bottle of beer, Sarah is playing a video game with Noodle while Jester and Russel are watching them play.
Suddenly, a telephone begins to ring.
“I’ll get it,” said Jester as he jumps off the couch and walks off into the hallway.
Jester picks up the phone and starts talking. “Hello? Oh, hi there. Yeah. What? Are you SURE they’re here? Okay, I’ll tell her. Bye.”
Jester comes back to the living room. “Sarah? Would you come in the hallway with me please?”
“Sure,” Sarah replies as she pauses the game and walks over to Jester. “What is it?”
“Bigface called. He said that Kara and her goons are back.”
“Here?”
“Yes.”
“We have to gear up for battle.”
“But what about THEM?”
“We have to bring them as bait.”
“We can’t bring them with us!”
“But Jester, I don’t want these guys to wreck the place while we’re gone.”
“Who the hell cares? Drummer will clean it up when we get back.”
“Okay, but you won’t be happy if Murdoc goes in your room, reads your Hentai comics and ‘Playboy’ magazines.”
Upon hearing this, Jester looks at her and sneers. “We’re bringing them. I don’t want him in my room while we’re gone.”
Sarah smirks. “I know we’ll agree about this.”


Somewhere that has old warehouses
6:03 PM

The geep screeches to a halt as the BogWing crew gets out of the vehicle.
“Stay here until we get back.” Sarah says to Murdoc.
“Where you guys going?” 2D asks.
“Doing some unfinished business,” Dek replies. “Are you coming Jester?”
“Yeah, just hold on for a sec.,” says Jester as Noodle is dressing him up as Pikachu. “Can somebody PLEASE call Noodle off?!”
“Noodle?” said Russel. “Can you let go of Jester so he can be with his friends?”
Noodle nods and releases the puppet. Jester jumps off the geep and wraps his arms around Sarah’s face.
“Get her away from me!” screams the puppet.
Drummer shakes his head sadly and looks at the Gorillaz. “If we don’t come back in 30 minutes, get help. Alright?”
“Sure,” reply 2D as the BogWing members walk off into the old buildings.
“You know Muds,” said 2D.
“What?” Murdoc replies.
“There’s something strange about the way they’re acting but I can’t put my finger on it.”

30 minutes later…

The UK band is bored while the BogWing Crew is at the warehouses. Noodle is asleep in Russ’ arms, Russel is stargazing, and 2D and Murdoc are smoking.
“Jeez, it’s been 30 minutes and they haven’t shown up,” said Murdoc as he takes another drag of his cigarette. “What the bloody hell are they doing over there?”
2D’s looking around the area and sees something in a dark alley. He squints his eyes and sees a blood-red eye staring at them!
“MURDOC!” screams 2D.
Murdoc puts his hand on his face. “What?” he says in an angry tone.
“We’re being watched by some monster.”
“Where?”
“There, in the alley.”
Murdoc looks over. “There’s nothing there. Are you sure your headache pills aren’t making you see things?”
The singer scratches his head. “I could’ve sworn someone was watching…”
Suddenly, a shadow appears out of nowhere and runs under the geep. 2D let out a high-pitch scream and jumps into the Satanist’s arms.
“It’s under the geep! It’s under the geep!” screams 2D.
“Get off you dullard!” Murdoc said as he throws 2D back to his seat. “Give me a torch and let’s see what’s under there.”
The singer gives the bass player a flashlight and Murdoc gets out of the vehicle. He goes under and turns on the flashlight.
“Where are you little smeg head?” he mutters under his breath.
Something underneath the geep moves and then Murdoc sees two blood-red cat-like eyes staring at him.
‘Must be a cat or something,’ thought Murdoc. ‘Maybe I’ll have a little bit of fun with it.’
He then puts his hand in his pants pocket and takes out a lighter. He hadn’t been setting cats on fire for almost three years by now.
“Here kitty, kitty, kitty,” Murdoc says to the animal with an evil grin. “I got something just for you.”
Murdoc lets out an evil laugh. ‘This is going to be great.’
His laugh soon dies when the animal runs toward him. He holds the flashlight right to its face and is horrified by what he sees.
The animal is about the size of Noodle, white fur with blood-red eyes and razor-sharp teeth and claws. The animal or whatever it is, shrieks at Murdoc and swipes its claws at him.
“SHIT!” Murdoc shouted as he dodges the claws and falls to the pavement.
“Murdoc!” Russel shouted as he and the others get out of the geep. He then picks up the Satanist. “Are ya alright?”
“I’m fine,” he replies.
The creature runs off into the alley.
“What was that thing that attacked you?” 2D asks.
“Don’t know, but I’m glad he’s gone.”
Just then, five shadows appear out of the alley. With eyes burning blood red. The band watches in horror as the shadows take form.
The first one is a tall skinny dinosaur-like creature with huge black eyes. Its yellow-colored flesh is hanging loosely on its body, what’s gross about this thing is that it’s showing some of its bones! The second one looks like a mix between a raptor and a dragon. The other one is a horribly deformed humanoid with two huge arms, small legs, and a tube-like head. Behind them is a really mean-looking monster with long, sharp claws comforting the white-furry thing.
“Maybe again, maybe not.”
The band leans against a wall as the monsters surround them.
“Noodle! Take them out!” shouted Murdoc.
“I don’t think she can help us now,” Russel said to Murdoc.
“Why?”
“See for yourself.”
Murdoc turns his head and finds out that Noodle had fainted. “Looks like I have to take them out by myself.”
The creature with the long claws stepped out of the other creatures and stares at Murdoc, who was putting his fists up.
“Come on you son of a bitch!” Murdoc shouted at the monster. “Let’s dance!”
The monster lets out an ear piercing shrill and runs towards him.
Before they were about to fight, a blue ball of plasma flew to the ground between the two. Followed by a loud explosion.
“This is not your fight Mr. Niccals,” said a voice.
Everyone looked up to and sees Sarah, Drummer, and Dek (without his helmet) standing on a roof.
“This is OUR fight.”

So, what do you think of the first part of the story?