"Dirty Davie" [related to one of my notorious sexual moves].
"Davey" [People have been calling me that for years. Jerks.]
"Patty Boy" [My middle name is Patrick.]
And more recently, mainly in my special make-up effects class, the kids have been calling me "Cecil b. Demented". I like that one.
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