My friends, up until a few weeks ago, called me Jesus, Jesus (hay-soos), Yeshewa (I don't care how that's spelled), and any other variation they could think of. 'Cause o' da hair.
Also Hippy, Lettuce Lad, Soy Boy, Tits McGee (sorry if that's inappropriate, but one of my friends really does call me that), Homo Lover (one of my friends started this when I said I didn't care if the school hosted Gay/Straight Alliance meetings), Hackysacker (one of my friends is militantly against hackysack), and Pop Drinker (same guy, he's also against soda).
And Jacques. In French class we all chose French pseudonyms. My friends are Gauthier and Antoine. Heh heh. Yes. Jacques. So cool.
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