(OOC: This is a part from my fic "Dark Hood's Oddysee", keep reading, though, I'm not gonna feture Dark Hood in this)
*As Dark Hood walks through the forest, he sees a group of Sligs in the distance. He approches closer to within ear shot, and sneaks into a bush. He listens carefully to thier conversation.*
Slig 1: "Well, he's out here somewhere."
Slig 2: "I've forgotten what he looks like. Who are we suppost to go find again?"
*The first Slig pulls out a peice of paper, and shows it to the second slig.*
Slig 2: "Oh yeah, I remember now. I wasn't really listening."
*As he gives the bit of paper back to the first slig, Dark Hood catches a glimpse of what is on it - A photo of him.*
DH (Quietly): "So thier after me as well, eh? We'll see about that!"
*He waits for the 20 or so sligs to march past him, and then jumps out of the bush.*
DH: "FREEZE!!!!"
*He activates his shield and starts charging his weapon up. The sligs all turn around.*
Slig 1: "That's him! Promotion time!"
*They all open fire on Dark Hood, and the bullets just bounce off his shield. Dark Hood who has charged his weapon, leans it against the side of the shield, and then he sits down a yawns. He gets out a book "Red Dwarf, Space Corpse survival manauel" and starts reading. Time passes. . .*
(Shot of Dark Hood still inside the shield, looking at his watch with the sligs still firing at him.)
*More time passes. . .*
(Shot of Dark Hood playing chess with himself with the sligs still firing at him)
*Even more time passes. . .*
(Dark Hood is now very bored indeed, and has gotten himself ready for the point the sligs run out of ammo.)
*Eventually, the sligs stop firing, and look at each other confused. Dark Hood sees the moment to deactivate his shield and start blasting the crap out of every slig he sees. He vaporises all of them, expect the second slig, who just stands there, waiting for the end. Dark Hood walks up, and the Slig shudders.*
DH: "You'd better run along, litte sliggy, or I'm gonna have to do to you what I did to your brothers."
*The Slig takes off as fast as he could. He keeps running, no way of defending himself against anything, thinking how lucky he is that he survived an encounter with the powerful human. He enters a big facility, and keeps on running. As he nears the mess room, he sees the powerful crossbreed, Spider, and a Slig carcass near by, and a strange mudokon.*
Slig 2 (OOC: Okay, I'll call him Roger from now): "Uh-oh!"
*Seeing as the crossbreed is knocked out cold, he decides to make a break for it.*
(OOC: Crap, wasn't it?)
- DH
[ May 03, 2001: Message edited by: Dark Hood ]
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