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I've got to become a part of that firm.
And it seems everyone here wants to lose weight, while I on the other hand would like to gain it.
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You wouldn't like the quacks
And I guess I wouldn't mind shedding one or two kilograms, but I'm more interested in a balanced tan. I've had 'sunbake in backyard' scribbled in my diary for weeks now. As I am caucasian, naturally I am white. But living in Australia for your whole life means you will have a tan - unless you've been living under a rock. Coupled with my recent lack of sport, and overdoseage of the sun without sunscreen, I have *gasp* The dreaded 'School tan'.
Defintion: School Tan
The acquisition of a tanlines which follow the outlines of the School uniform, thus unmasking your ability to only appear at School during the daylight hours.
How cruel the sun is.
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