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Ann, the things you say. Heh heh heh. Question, though: Why Terre Haute? Other than having an awesome French name, what's so special about it?
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The Many Advantages of Terre Haute, Indiana:
1. It is not in Micronesia
2. It's name starts with an 'I' and ends with an 'A'
3. It has two 'N's in it's name, and this is always good luck
4. There are no Gila Monsters there, nor are there the nephews of Lee Iacocca or anyone named Matthew Perry
5. It's zip code is 47801
6. It's houses are made of bricks and the ground is made of dirt.
7. It was either founded in 1954 by a gigantic talking tree named Stuart or was built in just over three weeks by a team of crocodiles, all named Penelope and all lovers of sorbet.
8. It's the Giraffe capital of the Mid-West!
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Alien Guardian
(All info from
Giraffes? Giraffes! by Dr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey http://www.haggis-on-whey.com)