"SNAKE: Rich in wisdom and charm, you are romantic and deep thinking and your intuition guides you strongly. Avoid procrastination and your stingy attitude towards money. Keep your sense of humor about life. The Snake would be most content as a teacher, philosopher, writer, psychiatrist, and fortune teller."
The ancient Chinese were seriously onto something . . .
This describes me almost exactly. Or so I would like to think. Heh heh. Although if I do have charm or intuition, I certainly haven't yet had a chance to use them.
And I am like a saint when it comes to money. I'm the fricking patron saint/guardian angel/benevolent god of anyone who needs money. So yeah. Still. That's pretty fricking amazing.
And the procrastination thing . . . The ancient Chinese have seen right through me, even though they're separated by half a world and several thousand years.