[Cyber-Slig]

Wait, have you been talking to Viklas? http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail43.html
You're Scottish, you can speak English. So do. Please. And yes, I am the spelling and grammar policeman.

Weren't you one of the people, who moaned at me to stop asking Alpha about grammar? Which I did stop. So don't start moaning at me.