Hoo-wee. Shizzle da nizzle, guys.
It has been established that this fabled "relationship" *does the Dr. Evil finger thing* involves the grandmother of the "male" taking the "couple" to the "leisure-plex". Mmmkay, people?
And if the relationship involves no kissing/intimate actions, how can it be classified as a relationship? Face it people- relationship = chance at sex. What kind of
sicko can classify a 5 year old child as a girlfriend? It is disturbing, and a matter to be taken to the courts. Or mental institution, take your pick.