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09-20-2001, 04:25 AM
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A)He tries to get the slig out of the gluk's head.

And Bob tries to get the slig off the haed, and tries and tries.... but it doesn't work. "This won't work." said Bob. Suddenly, a mudokon shaman appeared before him. The shaman said:
"Hi Bob. I have to tell you something. Logical things exist of 90% water, 9% sand and 1% is unknown. Since you are one of the few logical things left in the world, I want to study you." "What? Whaddayamean with studying?" said Bob.
"Well, first, I have to do tests, to know or you are really logical. Smack you against the wall, throw you in well that leads to nowhere, and lots more... after that, i will kill you and study your body." said the shaman. "No please don't do that!" said Bob. "I need to restore the logic in the world and my friends here."
"Well, good. I will give you 3 assingnments. If you complete them all, I will help them and teleport you closer to Snowflake's hideout. Snowflake knows where the Holy Grail is. Your first assignment is:

A)Bring one of the just appeared illogical yellow scrabs to me.
B)Do all this 100 piles of homework that appear when I say homework. Homework!
C)Jump in a well that leads to nowhere.
D)Do the dishes for me.

[ September 19, 2001: Message edited by: Cool Paramite ]
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