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B: being attacked by ravenous seagulls

"What the hell is going on here!!" screamed Bob as he tried to shake off the seagulls. "go away you stupid birds" said bob but he heard a voice say "They aren't birds stupid! they are scrabs"
"WHAT!?" Bob ducked down into his bathtub of an elum. "Who are you" he followed a voice until he saw a mushroom with a mouth and two eyes. "I'm Tim a fellow ghost mudokons who got turned into a mushroom" Bob stared at the mushroom so the mushroom went on "i was told to guide you through this weird land"
"but who told you?"
"Joe did"
"who is.."
"THE MONKEY"
"oh" said bob, the seagulls had gone away and bob knew what had to be done, he shoved his new freind tim into his rocksack and went to his smelly "now what am i gonna do to you, your too big for me to carry and we have past the dessert and have to enter the forest and you cant fit there, you fat elum" As soon as bob said that the bathtub turned into a mouse. "HUH? what did i say" he started to say all the words again.
"cant?" nothing happened
"fit?" nothing happened
"there?" nothing happened
"you?" nothing happened
"fat?" as soon as he said fat the mouse turned back into the bathtub. "Seee this is a weird" said tim. So bob said fat and the bathtub turned into a mouse which he put into his rocksac. Bob was going to turn into the forest when a huge

A) APE STARTED TO EAT ROCKS
B) ROCK STARTED TO TURN INTO A PIXIE
C) LUMP FORMED ON BOBS HAND
D) SPIDER DANCED TO SPICE GIRLS!