Abe's Love Connection!
Chapter 0
"I dunno Alf, I seem like I am never going to get a date. Why is that?" Abe said, twurling his ponytail, with his index finger, siting next to Alf.
"I dunno, Maybe because you are clumbsy, and stupid?" Alf replied, sipping the last drops of his tea. "Oh shut up tea Boy, you don't have a date neither!" Abe said. Then grunted and looked out the window.
Abe sighed. "What would i do for a date With PinkHaired Strawberry! I mean, she is sooo sexy. But she is going out with Duo Maxwell! That sissy!"
"Well, Abe, she would never go out with you anyways I mean c'mon! You are not her type! She is a famous supermodel in Oddworld, and every Mudokon adores her. Wow...I kinda like her too!"
"Well, back off! She's my imaginated dater!"
"Huh?"
"Nevermind, I'm even more depressed as it is." Abe said, looking at PinkHair's picture. "I mean, you are also not her type neither!"
"Why do you say that?"
"I mean, she goes for the dabomb things in life, not some tea drinking, sorry sucker, encyclopedia reading psycho!"
"Hey! Watch you mouth mister!" Alf yelled. "I may be a tea sucker, but no psycho."
Alf and Abe both took deep breaths.
"We just need to get off of our lazy butts and date Abe."
"I'm with ya my homie...But I still love Pink!"
"uuugh! Where should we start ya idiot?"
"Um....The supermarket!"
"Supermarket?
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