He skimmed of the skin on my left cheek as he was pulled back by his cloak.
The guru coughed, and slammed down on the floor.
"Bye bye!" I said, hitting him on the head with a hammer.
The guru fainted.
Maniac pulled out a screwdriver, and started to unscrew the bolts on the guru.
Suddenly the guru jolted up, sending the screw-driver through maniac's skull.
A huge cry of pain came from the slig, and pumping red blood was squirting out.
"Maniac!" I screamed.
"Yes, I know you are!" He laughed, and walking towards me with his chain-saw.
"This has been coming a long time ago!" The guru cackled.
"And this has been coming for you aswell!" I laughed, and kicked him.
The guru grabbed my arm, and turned the chainsaw towards me.
"Can I make an appointement with your privates?" I asked, and kicking him in the nuts.
The guru dropped his saw, and went running around the room screaming.
He ran into a box, and it opened up.
It was the laser.
He grabbed it, and tripped over the dying maniac.
The laser landed on the fire button, and it started to buzz...
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