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02-09-2005, 07:25 AM
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Biggy Bro Slig
Clakker Store Clerk
 
: Jun 2003
: Monsaic Lines
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The guru walked up to the hut, and stopped.
He couldn't beleive his eyes, it was Maniac.
He turned into the hut, and pushed everyone on the floor, exept Maniac.
He gave him one look in the eye, and said "What is your project, Maniac?"
Maniac pulled the 1 finger salute, and phumped him in the stomach.
Maniac ran around screaming, and sucked his thumb.
The guru pulled down his hood, and said "A lot of things have happened since we last met.
Maniac looked at the new, robotic Guru.
"I'm never telling you!" Maniac screamed.
The guru put his hand around the slig, and tightened his grip.
"Tell me, or your friends die!" The guru said.
"That won't work, I've only known them for 2 minutes!" Manaic laughed.
I bit my finger in annoyence.
The guru pulled out the chainsaw.
"I'll tell you," Maniac said "It is a nuclear laser weapon, and I am planning on firing it at the Monosaic lines."

There was a long silence, until the guru spoke.
"You wouldn't dare."
"I would."
The guru pulled his chainsaw at Maniac.
I bit the guru's metalic silver leg, and the tube broke inside, letting out a thick gas and fresh oil spirting everywhere.
Slug choked as the oil went in his mouth.
The guru roared with pain and turned around to me, making the oil and gas spirting into Maniac.
He headed twards me, with his chainsaw...
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