Um...
You know I am the only person I have ever met who doesn't like eating. I can go without eating for a day easily. Why? I haven't the faintest. But this fat man down the street has lived there for 7 years and when I was in high school this one little kid Charlie went missing. So one day he was yelling at me from his stoop. So I went over to him and said "Why are you so fat? And where is Charlie, I think you ate him," and ran off full speed and I could hear the earth vibrate as he came after me. I mean he was so fat that he could pick up that blob of fat sticking off the front of his swelled body and smash you with it by dropping it on you. He needed a whole sofa to sit down on.
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