Don't be a coward, do it the military way!
Don't get mad, get shoot
Here as classic: Don't forget to flush
A** wiping goodness
Don't be a fool, get a laxative
Finish your job the right way, in the toilet
That flies the crap farm!
Feeling down, then get your bit** a** up
Watch for slow moving fat people
Mission is going absolutly F.U.B.A.R
Another classic: Thats my a**
Clan of the midgets
Midget wrestling
Honest to goodness real cat
Real Place: Lung Wah, Chineese Restrant
A clasic example of idiot speech: I will kill you until you die from it!
Its better with scurvey
I break for terrorists
generals are people too
Do you want fries with your fries
Cat-high in protien
Can you smell the lard?
We're cooking with crisco and a**
The rat's name is Earl
I have a Nazi in my head
Those where all in my brain not a random word creator, ahh yes I have heard all of those at least 5 time. Me and OT kept a book of these so there plenty where that came from. We made a list like this to possible include some phrasings like this in the magizine but most of them where just for kicks
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