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02-08-2005, 08:54 AM
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Formerly Tim Cottenham
 
: Jun 2004
: Groningen, Netherlands
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is there anywhere that I'm able to find the Abe Statue
there is an option for you...
here's the plan :

[1] Ask you mom or dad if they want to go on vacation.
[2] Say you know a very nice place in Holland : Groningen.
[3] When you are here you have 2 options :
[4A] Go to my home and i will guide you to an exclusive shop where they make statues on order.
[4B]Go to Groningen markt (Groningen market) and search a stall called : Beelden Paradise (Statue Paradise)

ID YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO GO TO HOLLAND TRY THIS :

[1] Search everywhere on the internet and find a shop selling a statue.
[2] Keep an eye out on ebay and if needed bid multiple times on the same statue.

IF YOU JUST SAW ONE BUT :
1. You computer crashes
2. Internet is shut off
3. You have no Virtual Memory on you computer due too much film bits.

DO THIS :

[1] Run about 50 rounds around you computer and take an hammer and finnish the job.
[2] Install Windows 3000 UNLIMITED HARD DISK SPACE.
[3] Buy a new computer

IF YOU ARE TOTALY HELPLESS DO THIS :

[1] Make one youself.
[2] Go out and sit in the shadow of the tree for about 4 hours and think about an idea youself.


I hope this will help you Fuzzle Guy

- TIM H C
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