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02-07-2005, 02:25 PM
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Heh.

I just hope I made clear my view on La Chupacabras. Although like I said, I haven't checked out any of the links so I may have missed a reference to some hard evidence or photos (real ones) or something. But as far as I can tell it's just one of these cases of one person making something up and other people following along.

BTW Nate, it's not what you think. They actually have no outer sex organs. To reproduce they place the soles of their respective feet together to allow the transfer of gametes. This is followed by a gestation period of nine years, at the end of which a fully grown adult form bursts from the skull of the parent. Their nine crotches actually host one mouth each, which is why they eat by way of shoving food between their legs then doing jumping jacks to grind the food into a digestible paste.
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