Am I the alternative lifestyle magnet?
I've probably know at least 10 out of closet homosexuals, My best friend is Bi, as am I (I know what you're thinking, allow me to answer: NO!) And there are at least about twenty people who make the gaydar go off, including this really butch football player. I really only accuse him now so I can make fun of how nervous he gets. I remember I quoted this one comedian, about what closet homosexuals when they bash other gay people:
"I'm kicking your ass because I think you're hot, and I wanna lay you but I can't cause I'm not out of the closet yet...."<---- Funny.
As for my orientation, not many people know because I don't feel like hearing the ridicule. However if I feel someone that I know can accept it, or they've provent themselves worthy of knowing, I'll fess up.
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