I quite liked Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Sienna Guillory, the actress who plays Jill Valentine, makes me drool. DROOL, I tell you.
But in all seriousness, yeah, those movies suck. I place them with Alien versus Predator (maybe a bit below, 'cause the action in AvP was a lot better).
Not that I wasn't being serious about Sienna Guillory. Just the me liking the movie part. Sienna Guillory does, in all seriousness, make me drool. Although not literally, actually, only in a figurative sense. Well, you know what I mean.
Catwoman . . . ugh. What a god-awful (looking) movie. I never saw it, for the sake of preserving the last shreds of my sanity. Halle Berry can actually be a decent actress when she so chooses. Why the hell did she do Catwoman?
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