'And the thing about the Hamster-Monkey hybrids isn't true. I wish it was, but unfortunately it is not.'
Sorry, i couldn't hear you over the squeaking-chittering Hamkey sounds coming from that giant cage.
'Even if this is true its not relevant because its not a fundamental part of the religion. Its like hating all Americans because of Matthew Shepard.'
Oh, it is relevant. As it's a specific Gene called a "Hate Gene" commonly found in Jews. Scientists are working out a way to cancel this Gene out, but thus far are failing miserably.
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America: So soaked in Religion its seething with Sin.
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud
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