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04-20-2001, 10:20 PM
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Danny
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: Apr 2001
: York, England
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*A small band of sligs in the undergrowth has escaped the destruction of the Foresteater3000. The leader is a grizzled slig called Tunk. Among the troops is a young rookie called Rettick.*

"Ok, guys, those bastards have taken out the ForestEater, so now it's up to us to take them out!"

Rettick is worried. "Do we have to, Boss? I mean, they haven't done anything to us!"

"What do you mean, not done anything to us? they destroyed the forest-eater!"

"Only because it was destroying their homes!"

"We have our orders."

"But now's our chance to escape!"

Tunk hits Rettick. "I won't have pussies in my patrol!"

"Fine!" shouts Rettick "I desert!"

and he runs off into the undergrowth.

"Get back here! Oh, forget him! Let's sort out those treehuggers! And their pussy Dragon!"

They sneak stealthily behind the Good Guys, who are unaware of their presence.

Rettick runs ahead of them. "I have to warn them!" he thinks...
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