Yes, it's a device to draw attention away from their cold, calculating, brutally intelligent minds. The day the dolphins learn to operate automatic weapons is the day the human race becomes endangered.
Hee hee hee. I'll be ready for them, though. I have already learned their language. Perhaps I can bargain for immunity when the Day of the Dolphins comes. "Krrrik! Grree-ee! KRRR-EE-EE-EE!"*
*"Fish! Water! DOLPHINS!", the warcry of the Dolphin Rebellion. Twenty Aught Eight, that's when they make their move.
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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