Oh. Wow. That's a pretty horrible last name.
Change it to something like "Fish Excrement" or something. That'll sound a little better. Heh heh.
I'm just kidding of course. No offense meant.
Y'know the more I think about it, the more I quite like the whole Jesus nickname thing. Jesus is an awesome name. Yeah . . . Jesus. Got a nice ring to it.
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