Wolves aren't damned. All wolves go to heaven. Didn't you know that?
Squid are pretty awesome. They're incredibly intelligent in a stupid sort of way. Nahmean? I guess the reason I don't admit to their high intelligence is that they've a different sort of intelligence. They're cold-blooded and not mammals. They're different. And they think in different ways. If they ever get too intelligent the human race is doomed!
I think dolphins are too much like humans, what with the porpoise-killing and all. What's an animal that's really smart but really peaceful and kind? And yeah dolphins are kind but they're not exactly peaceful per se.
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