Yep. It's like a big ol' bowl a mixed nuts. Ya got yer cashews in there, and yer almonds, and ya can't just pick out the peanuts and the filberts, 'cause that ain't no way to live. Ya gotta take the good with the bad. The cashews and the almonds with the peanuts and the filberts. Mmmmyup. Just change bowl to "language", cashews and almonds to "good ideas", peanuts and filberts to "bad ideas", and it will make sense.
Idea. Let us all refer to menstrual periods and menstrual periods, and full stops as full stops, UNLESS they're used in abbreviations such as Mr., Mrs., Dr., et cetera, in which case they will be known as periods. Trousers will be known as pantaloons, and underwear (pants) will be known as "lower undergarments", and bras and undershirts will be known as "upper undergarments", with underwear being used to describe both. And we'll call sidewalks "paved road-flankers". Mm-hmm.
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