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01-18-2005, 07:21 PM
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Too bad they attack and kill porpoises. You have heard about that, right?

Shadowman, you've just made me love coyotes even more. They're like, "We're too cool for jyor training, ese." Of course, they have Mexican accents because they live near and/or in Mexico. Except for the ones that don't. Anyway. They just kick ass.

And yeah, I guess if you think about it wolves must be a bit smarter than coyotes, seeing as how their hunting in packs must be extremely effective. But I don't know man. Those coyotes, man.

Also all the mythology surrounding them. Lovez it. Coyote is always portrayed as a trickster and sometimes a shapeshifter, and ya gotta love those guys. Plus I read this book called Coyote Blue by Christopher Moore and it was really cool and there was this god Coyote and he was really cool and, well, ya gotta read it to get it. Ya jyest gotta.

But to end this digression, yeah I think dolphins are awesome, and I think most sealife is pretty cool except in real life I don't really wanna come in contact with them because let me tell you. Let me tell you man. If you've grown up with Pacific Northwest waters you don't want to go to far from shore. *shudder* There's never much sun at the coast, the dropoff is immensely steep and sudden and deep, and the water is this horrible greenish opaque color and every time I go in the water I just can't make myself go more than a few yards out because the moment I lose sight of my feet I start getting paranoid that there's some horrible sea creature or nasty little animal or flesh-eating giant monster just lurking there just to piss me off! *shudder again* That's why I don't like the ocean. Pools are good though.

I like animals. They don't like me though. They sense fear!
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