Oh come on. I saw your picture. You're the Orlando Bloom to my Phantom of the Opera. And you're not fat. Nor do you look like a girl.
On an unrelated note, I do lack confidence to a substantial degree and my shit is, in fact, rather scattered and smeared about and heterogeneous as opposed to being collected together and blended on high until smooth in texture and even in color. But uh. Uhm. Well I'm sure I had a point somewhere. Never mind.
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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