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I would never go so far as to allow anything sexual to slip into my pet names, though. I can't imagine two people who like each other calling each other "Butter Nut" and "Pumpkin Tits". That seems . . . pretty weird.
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Well Petunia and I are pretty weird people. I can't say I appreciate your backhanded insults though. Just because you're too dull to get any more than a passing glance from most women doesn't mean you should pass judgement on people who refuse to settle for mediocre pet-names like 'pookie' and 'shnuggie-bear'.