[Jacob]

Yeh, so i've definatly decided i want to do something in Advertising. Here is an example of a GREAT Radio advertisement i came up with. It may cause offense, so if it does. Do not read it. You have been warned.



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*Cheesey, happy music on Radio*
"Jews getting you down? Blacks pissing you off? Gays f*cking your ass? Send them to Camp Auschwitz - a Camp designed SPECIFICALLY for them! Here they'll learn the important tasks of rationing what little food they're given! Digging their own graves! And even fending off disease! *Corny laugh* Yes, you'll be hard putsch'd to find a better camp!
Camp Auschwitz is a family orientated camp - and the more families we can get involved in on the fun - the better! Our specilised sleeping compartments allow 9 campers to fit in ONE room! This adds for a truly family feel that you won't get ANYWHERE else!
Our highly trained Camp staff are sure to give you a friendly welcome. Just be sure that you watch out for their practical jokes! They're a gas! *Corny laugh*
Know a Jew, a Black or a Gay who would love to come and stay with us at the Camp? Give their name and address to your local authority and we'll be sure to get in touch with them! 90% of Jews agree, Camp Auschwitz is a BLAST! And the 10% that disagree? *Gunshot, followed by a heavy thumping* Won't disagree any longer *Corny laugh*
So remember: Camp Auschwitz - The first, final and ONLY solution!"