If I ever have a significant other, I will use all kinds of extremely endearing, bizarre, and gut-bustingly sweet pet names. Because I think that's sweet.
I would never go so far as to allow anything sexual to slip into my pet names, though. I can't imagine two people who like each other calling each other "Butter Nut" and "Pumpkin Tits". That seems . . . pretty weird.
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