When I get thin and grow some prolific facial hair I'm going to wear my hair in a ponytail and I'm SO going to go hippy. As it is now, though, people would just mistake me for a girl. *mutters angrily* Vonny grahzny bratchnies . . .
But if my hair were black I would grow some ginormous mutton chops and have my hair really short and keep a constant five-o'-clock shadow like my brother. That and his punkish attire got him stopped by security in an airport once, but I think it'd be worth it just to look that cool. Where the hell did he inherit his looks? It's enough to make me doubt his paternity . . .
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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