I asked my dad one day because I knew the whole stork thing was bullshit. He said to me;
"Derek, you see...when a man loves a woman, they both marry and have sex, and then a baby is born."
Back then before my dad told me, me and my friend called it the 'Big Naughty.' We apparently believed a man and woman take off their clothes and go to bed, the man is in control of something and then a baby is born. How my small preteen friend asked? Dunno, probably a key or something.
One final note, are storks real? If they are, Rexy's theory on them delivering babies is sooooo weird. *mutters on like an old parrot.*
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