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Alternatively, I want to open up a mysterious gadget shop that has a tendency to vanish and reappear in places you're sure it wasn't. It'd make a great party trick, only I don't think you could take a whole shop to a party.
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I can tell you've read just a bit too much Pratchett.
But you wouldn't have to bring the shop to the party; hold the party in the shop. If the guests were all good friends you could hop around the planet chasing the eternal night, or just go to Bankok for cheap strippers. Alternatively if you didn't like them much you could pop the shop over to the other end of the city so that you screw with their heads and no-one can find their cars. If you get them pissed enough they'll blame themselves.
And just to join the club, I want to be an author also. I have lots of ideas but I'm fairly crap at getting them on paper.