Heh heh, I like that.
What would be really funny would be to custom-fit your death to your career or lifestyle. For instance, become a world-famous Olympic swimmer and drown in the bathtub. Or be an arsonist and die by leaving the stove on and burning down the house. Et cetera.
I like the way The Royal Tenenbaums ends. The main character dies of a heart attack, and on his grave his epitaph relates some sort of bogus tale about how he died tragically rescuing his wife and children from a destroyed and sinking battleship.
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