Hmm yeah. I think it hasta be a different storyline and different characters.
The Mask had such great potential. The mask was like an embodiment of Loki, right? See, that's a great premise for a movie. A magical mask that makes people do crazy things and holds the power of the Norse god of mischief, Loki. But no. It couldn't be cool. It had to be Jim Carrey and cartoony crap and stupidity and A SEQUEL! Damn them to hell.
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