Ambi: OMFG!!!!! That is utter bullcrap! That's one of the most horrible things I've ever heard! I live in a piece-of-shit town with a piece-of-shit educational system, but THAT . . . that is freaking sick!
Good education? In the U.S.? Well, I guess so, yeah. You know what they say though, "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." I feel a little cheated that I haven't gotten the kind of schooling people from other countries seem to get.
And if nothing else I wish I'd gotten you folks's Sex Ed. I feel so naive. Someday I'm going to find "that special someone" and it'll be like, "Okay now, umm, lemme take a look-see here . . . Whoa, what the hell is that thing? Waitwait, lemme do a Google search, just a sec." Friggin' bullchips.
You know what else? Why in all my . . . weeks . . . of Sex Ed have I never heard the term "mutual masturbation"? It's like. There's the gratification aspect, the mutual love and trust and whatnot all rolled into one, with no risk of pregnancy, STDs, anything of the sort. I dunno, maybe I'm not getting something here. If that's the case, it's their fault.
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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