Boombox. Naw, that's crap. Dammit, now all I can think of is stuff relating to musical equipment. Thanks a lot, man. You and your Stereohead and Radiohead.
How about . . . "Quick As"! Sure yeah. If you're Australian.
Is there a band called Pumpkinhead? No, that's Mushroomhead. You could be Pumpkinhead. Pumpkinhead and the Jack O' Lanterns, even.
Matchstick.
Broken Bottles.
Flamebaby.
Playing with Fire.
That Band Whose Name I Can't Remember.
Slaughterhouse 5.
Need more? I've got a million. They're all rubbish, but you could stick them in a list of real rock bands and no one would ever suspect they're made up.
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