Why? Because life sucks, the world sucks, and the only god I see is the Almighty Dollar.
Rodney Dangerfield?! Marlon Brando?! Why was I not informed?! That's a damn shame.
Kill people with my mind, eh? Number one: Osama bin Laden. Number two: uhhmmm that's the only one, really. Saddam's been captured, so not much point there. I'm not a hateful person, by nature. In fact, I only slapped bin Laden on there because you mentioned him and from what I hear he's done some bad stuff. I guess that's all though.
Johnny Cash died. That was pretty big.
Oh, Mr. Rogers too. Y'know, from that kids' show. That sucked.
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