We celebrated christmas at my super catholic Aunt's house.
She made us all stand in a circle around a cake whilst holding hands and singing 'happy birthday' to Jesus.
But instead I snatched the ceramic baby jesus off of the cake, popped him in my mouth and said "Mmmm...tender and mild!
Blasphemy! fun for the whole family, it is.
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