Gak. One thing I really detest about a religion such as this. It's SO easy to make teeny-tiny little changes and add teeny-tiny little flaws over a period of hundreds or even thousands of years and the end result is a PERVERSION of what the original intent was. Or, even more blatantly, facts are just completely changed and somehow get accepted as the gospel truth.
I say we build a gigantic sentient super-computer that records every detail of every religion and every historical event of religious significance for ever and ever amen, so that thousands of years from now, when indubitably some idiot jerk wanting power/wanting to discriminate against some group/wanting to make him- or herself look good, will try to change the facts, someone intelligent and rational can go to the computer and the computer will be like "You're totally right and that guy's an idiot" and it'll spit out a little holographic display chip thing and the protagonist will go and play it in front of a bunch of people and it'll say like "The Supercomputer says that guy's a jackass" and have a little seal of authority on it and they'll be like,
"Well, that's that."
Wouldn't that be nice?
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