havn't any of you seen ATHF? Santa is a giant red ape living on an alien world! He sends out his space elves every year to give wooden toys to the children like he did in ages past! You see, Santa Monkey does not realize that humans have evolved from when he was still on Earth. When he was still on Earth, he would gives everyone the wooden toys, and then everyone would poo on them, and then hurl it at others! Does that mean nothing to you?
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