I'm warning you before you go on that I tell awfull and disgusting jokes. If you feel like might get offended please don't read on.
Q. What do you get when you stab a baby?
A. An erection.
Q What is the worst thing about having a four year old girlfriend?
A. Getting the blood off of your clown costume.
Q. What's better than having sex with an eight year old chinese boy?
A. Nothing!
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