This is a prime example of false advertising.
This thread should OBVIOUSLY be named "lose the will to live thread".
You should all feel ashamed of yourselves for such blatantly fool-baked actions, marinated in errors, slowly grilled over the smoldering embers of failure, juuuust lightly sprinkled with the zest of mistakes, and finished off with a smattering of oops.
Who's the super-cook now? Who's the chef daddy bitch? Tastiest. Error. Evar.
It's art in the face adversity, the light of dark times people.
