Zombie's are clearly the best things ever. I mean wow. Half rotted flesh coming back to life in an impossible way to create something that can apparently run as fast as fully functioning live human flesh. Wow.
If zombie's attacked me I would attack them with my pointy stick. They'd have no idea what was coming. I shall now recreate it from the half rotted mind of a zombie:
"Ah, a tasty hobo. God. I want his cider. I shall now stumble over there. Well. That was easy. Now i have to bite his face off. OW! Fucking hell! there's a bloody great stick sticking out of my brain. It doesn't matter that it's already been half rotted and eaten a little more damage is killing me. Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!"
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