shame on people who protest christmas... what is wrong with putting a baby who is supposedly the son of god on your lawn?
and then theres Santa! I love him! for these reasons:
He's a fat bastard, he eats cookies nonstop on his job, he looks like a friggin red balloon, he works one day out of the year, he spends all his life savings on toys and then gives them to the less fortunate, AND HE'S THE JOLLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD! I know if I worked only one day out of the year, and had to spend the rest of the year in a frozen hell, I'd be pretty bummed out!
THERE IS NO DISAPPOINTMENT FOR THIS MAN!
god bless him...
...... just wanted to put that out there....
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