The tooth fairy, santa, the easter bunny, pfft. Your parents must've sucked. My parents told me right from day 1 that santa was a load of bullshit, and they said that all the other stupid kiddies at the school thought these things existed. I used to get into arguments with the kids over it because I laughed at their blatant stupidity, and the teachers had meetings with my parents about it and they said that they should encourage me to believe in those things because it was upsetting the other kids. My parents just found it funny and told the teachers to go blow themselves.
I love my parents.
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