WHAT?! Santa's... not... real? OH EM GEE! You all lied to me! Damn it.
Yeah, I knew he wasn't real. It took me until about age 6 to find out, because that's when I developed a thing called "Deductive reasoning."
On a completely irrelivent note:
1. Santa watches kids while they sleep.
2. Santa and Satan have the same number of letters in their names.
Coincidence? QUITE POSSIBLY NOT AT ALL.
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